General Miscellanea

Sometimes I don't have a particular topic I want to discuss, so I'll fill this space with news bits and pieces, or as Stephen Colbert refers to a segment on his show, "Meanwhile."

Meanwhile...

We already finished season 6 of Bosch and it was every bit as good as the first five seasons. The downside of binge-watching, of course, is we have to wait another year, or maybe even longer now that filming is on hiatus, for season 7. I have to satisfy my Connelly cravings with the few remaining ebooks of his I haven't read (though none of them are about Harry Bosch).

Meanwhile...

We're going out shopping today after being home for a little over two weeks now. Running low on fresh produce and some other staples, as well as things we can live without, but we'll get while we're forced to be in the grocery stores. Of course, we'll be wearing masks and surgical gloves in our travels. Wish us luck--I hope we don't run into any covidiots while we're out.

Meanwhile...

The price of oil went negative for the first time ever yesterday. With that, investors are saying May is shot as far as manufacturing is concerned, though futures beyond that look hopeful. It's impossible to imagine that the price of oil -- not gas -- would get so low considering the oil shortages of the 1970s. Still, we don't plan to do any driving anytime soon.

Meanwhile...

We're about to hit our first triple-digit temperature days in the next week. What this will do for our daily exercise remains to be seen. We're not morning people and to shift our internal clocks to earlier than what they are now won't be easy. I don't want to be like stereotypical seniors generally are, up at dawn, in bed at dusk. Just because I'm sixty doesn't mean I have to act my age.

Meanwhile...

I'm getting a lot of reading and writing done during this long period of self-isolation. I have a 50-book target to read this year and I'm a little under halfway there already. My writing goals are a little looser. So far, I've finished five screenplays this year and I have two in progress as of this moment. I'm also in the middle of writing two novels and what I think will be a novella, though I'm not limiting that in case it wants to be longer.

Yours in miscellanea,

Michael

Covidiots and Random Thoughts Thereof

Today, we're getting more reports of protests against stay-at-home orders by those I call "covidiots." We've learned many of these protest groups are sponsored by right-wing groups such as the gun lobby PAC. Also, one can see Confederate flags and other hate symbols among the stupid fools marching like somehow their defiance will protect them against novel coronavirus.

If that was all it was, I'd say, go on, march around like little tin soldiers, give the disease to each other, be happy. But now we're seeing these protestors facing off against healthcare workers at hospitals and other medical places, taunting them and verbally abusing them.

Who the hell do these covidiots think they are? I mean, what planet did they descend from, and more importantly, how can we send them back.

It infuriates me to think that the President of the United States encourages such behavior in his tweets. He's supposed to be the leader of this country and he's acting like the world's biggest troll.

Sometimes, he acts the fool during his daily press briefings, aka his propaganda presentations. Other times, he'll say the "right" things (nominally) and contradict his very word on Twitter! What the hell?

I have a couple of theories about that. First, he has mental problems and his lucid moments are being overshadowed by his demented ones. That is, he's able to hold it together for a while, but then the demons in his head break loose and he becomes a raging lunatic. It's like his id becomes almost possible to control in public, but as soon as he gets on his phone in his private place, the demons are freed.

Why isn't the GOP doing something about this? As I've undoubtedly noted before, Trump will do their bidding and they're getting things done they never would've had a traditional Republican in the White House. They needed the perfect partner--an unhinged, megalomaniacal troglodyte who has no political loyalties and will sell his soul to the highest bidder of the moment.

Some say we were due to have such a horrible Chief Executive given our history of embracing authoritarianism and right-wing dictators throughout the world. The threat of communism so terrified both the left and right that they would do anything--I mean anything--to stop it, including getting into bed with some of the worse humans on the planet.

Trump's even worse. His adoration of despots is profound and unbidden. Putin, Kim Jong Un, Balsanaro, Duerte, Xi Jinping, Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, and others...Trump's ass-kissing of these self-styled "strongmen" is offensive. And yet, the GOP does not reign him in. No, in fact, they encourage him by their silence.

History will look back at this time and hopefully describe in painstaking detail how horrible this regime is. I know I'll never forget it.

Portrait of a Frustrated Perfectionist

I've been retired from the business world now for over six years. Throughout my professional career, I endeavored to be the most organized and productive I could be, which generally meant I had to-do lists, logs, and journals everywhere, especially digitally.

Over time, I found my favorites of these and stuck with them consistently, every once in a while changing how I used them in order to improve my process.

Of course, disorganized people or those who do things loosey-goosey would be appalled if they knew how much time I committed to an inbox zero philosophy, folder management, etc. I guess I would be, too, if I was like them.

I'm not. Obviously.

My go-to online notetaking journal is Evernote. I use it for everything; an online diary, a task tracker, a writing idea collector, a web page captor. I've been using it for years. Before that, I used OneNote from Microsoft, but I liked the flexibility of Evernote better. Recently, I've been playing with other multi-platform apps. Bear is a current favorite for its markdown language support and I've just started trying Journal, a new multi-platform app that has some interesting organizing capabilities which I am trying out for current writing projects.

On the to-do side, I was quite satisfied with Wunderlist. It did everything I needed and did it well. Then Microsoft bought them out and many of the features I liked about Wunderlist disappeared with Microsoft To Do launch. Now I've just returned to one I tried years ago called Todoist, which actually has a lot of what Wunderlist did, but with a few more features. I really like it a lot.

Yesterday, I just installed an app called TrackingTime, which integrates with Todoist, which allows me to track how much time I spend on each writing project. Since I already use BusyBox, an iPhone app for this, I now have a way to get my data converged.

For a frustrated perfectionist like myself, this is as about as good as it can get. Color me thrilled.

Now, about my handwritten journal and my handwritten day planner...

Yours in productivity,
Michael

The Return of Bosch

For many years now, long before the Kindle and other e-readers, I began reading books on mobile devices. My go-to device back them was the venerable Palm Pilot and the books I downloaded were plain text classics from some long-forgotten source.

Since then, I've upgraded my reading devices to Kindles and iPhones and iPad, each one making the reading experience more enjoyable and certainly easier on the eyes than that little gray screen with the dark letter gave me! Along the way, I picked up audiobooks from Audible.com and read those when I would go to the gym or was doing some other mindless task, like doing housework -- in fact, I still do.

When I read (which is often, as you can see), I tend to gravitate toward thrillers, the more complex, the better. I began reading Lee Child's Jack Reacher books, first from Audible, and then (as luck would have it) via an app called Overdrive, which was eventually replaced with its improved app Libby. These two apps allow one to add one or more library cards to gain access to those libraries' digital content, both e-books and audiobooks.

Thankfully, all of the Jack Reacher books save for a couple were accessible to me this way. I listened to his entire series via the Libby app and only shifted to e-book format when I couldn't find them in the former format.

Looking for new authors of a similar caliber, I asked my uncle, another lover of thrillers, for his suggested. One of his top favorites is Michael Connelly, who has written a large number of books featuring (in most cases) the exploits of Harry Bosch, LAPD detective and general badass.

Like the Reacher books, I listened to every audiobook I could get of the Bosch series and only shifted to ebook format when I ran out of options. I'm still reading them as of this writing.

When I found out that Bosch was made into a series on Amazon Prime, I was, well, thrilled. Surprisingly, my wife was into it as much as I was and we binge-watched all five seasons, usually three or four episodes a night.

I'm happy to report that season 6 of Bosch has been released. Last night, we watched the first three of ten episodes, and the acting, directing, writing, and cinematography is as brilliant as the first five seasons were. What a treat!

And the best news of all... Amazon is in development of a Reacher series based on the Lee Child books. The only challenge, unfortunately, is that the COVID-19 outbreak could very well delay any further progress because of filming concerns. We'll see if this is true or not in the coming months.

Until then, I'll continue reading my thrillers and finding new authors. Steve Berry's Cotton Malone character is interesting...

How Late-Night TV Has Changed

Unless you've been living like a prepper for years, all that we're going through is brand new to us, thanks to COVID-19 and our government's piss-poor response to it. After more than a month in self-isolation, it's easy to see why some are going a bit squirrelly. I do not and will not believe this should be cause for jumping the gun on "reopening the country" (a stupid term, if you ask me).

But I digress (which is easy to do in a blog where you're the only reader)...

Among the many changes we've seen is the face, literally and figuratively, of late-night TV. Whether you're a fan of Stephen Colbert or Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel, you've seen how they have shifted to a home-studio format instead of airing repeats.

We're Colbert people here. Stephen's show (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, aka LSSC) is taped in HD in a very sparsely decorated room. His family lends a hand as his in-house production crew and they work in conjunction with the mothership back at CBS studios.

Colbert's musical director, the incomparable John Baptiste, is the only member of his band that plays on the show from his own house (in New Orleans, I think). Contrast this with Seth Meyers' show that follows Fallon's, where he has his much smaller band playing from their individual homes together. Stay Human, Baptiste's band, is too large to accomplish such a task.

It's not just the look of the LSSC that's changed, it's the entire vibe and I think that goes for the other shows. No live audience (and no laugh track, thank God), has been a definite drain on the energy Stephen exudes. He freely admits he gets his juice from the interaction with those in the studio. Without that, his show, while still funny, lacks in that buzz.

The most surprising things to note are the much more frank and free-spirited interviews with celebrities, also broadcasting in their homes (sometimes in their PJs) and the stark, but haunting, performances from some very talented people. My favorite of the later was a solo piece by Michael Stipe, formerly of R.E.M.

When things return to normal -- and they will -- I think I will miss this new format of late-night talk shows. Unlike cable news where a good background, audio, and video can make it seem like a news anchor is speaking from a studio, the late-night hosts can't hide behind such tricks. Talent steps forward while the talentless disappear.

Yours in late-night,
Michael

It's Not a Stimulus, Stupid

Yesterday was the day all electronic payments from the IRS were to be transmitted to eligible adults throughout the United States, at least for those who have bank data registered there. That would be, in most cases, for those of us who've e-filed within the last few years and included that data.

As expected, because it was the Trump administration who ran this, it's a total cock-up from the jump. Many people are reporting they didn't get the full amount expected. Others noted that the government website called Get My Payment wasn't either not working right or totally overwhelmed.

Meanwhile, online banking has been a nightmare for many as banks are being inundated with deposits from the IRS and transactions from customers doing something with those funds. Talk about a total screw-up!

Our experience has been the same. We filed jointly every year since we've gotten married, but we only got $1,200 instead of $2,400 for both of us. Of course, we have no idea which one of us received it. When we go to the Get My Payment site, neither one of our social security numbers pulls up information.

The online banking issue is untenable. I can't believe how easy it's been to take down major banks' online systems, now going on two days with a resolution. Are things this fragile? I think we're seeing the answer to this in real-time.

As far as calling this a "stimulus," that's just plain ignorant. It's a relief check and a piss-poor one at that. Other countries (like Canada) approved a regular stipend for all adults for ten weeks. Other countries have done something similar.

Here in the United States, the oligarchs have determined that the masses should be happy with $1,200 per eligible adult for one time only. No matter if two workers are now unemployed and can no longer collect unemployment benefits. "Let 'em starve" seems to the motto of this heartless Administration.

And while we're on the subject of Trump's incompetence, it's beyond the pale that those who will be getting paper checks will have to wait even longer so that Trump's name can appear on the memo line of the payments. Talk about a load of bullsh#t! His ego cannot be contained, even if peoples' lives are at stake.

Yours in terminal frustration,
Michael

Brief Rant About Armchair Epidemiologists

Someone on Twitter wisely noted that they were amazed at how all his constitutional scholar friends are now experts in epidemiology and immunology.

Truly fascinating, right?

Today's brief rant is a side burn toward those among us who speak like they are experts on COVID-19, quoting unnamed sources that taking chloroquine is either (a) safe or (b) effective as either a prophylactic or treatment for novel coronavirus.

Their "expertise" is really based on something they made up, something they heard, or from the nominal President of the United States who lies repeatedly during his daily propaganda tirades.

I've seen these ignoramuses on private message boards and public social media. What they propose is dangerous and should be ignored. Common sense says to favor the advice of the medical professionals.

What's even worse is the doctors who are just throwing a cocktail of azithromycin, an antibiotic, with chloroquine at patients in hopes of preventing COVID-19 or helping those already infected. Here's an article about why that's not a good idea:

https://www.biospace.com/article/hydroxychloroquine-and-z-pak-may-be-effective-treatment-for-covid-19/

There is one report of a doctor administering this cocktail to a nursing home full of elderly and mostly frail residents in hopes of warding off the disease. Instead, it caused such detrimental effects, it had to be discontinued.

Even the CDC is stressing that there is no known treatment for novel coronavirus right now. Believe them, believe the WHO (even though Trump made the asinine decision to cut their funding), believe the medical researchers who are working day and night to solve the riddle of this pandemic--but don't believe morons like the Fox News talking heads and the non-medical personnel in the White House, including the orange-tinged megalomaniacal troglodyte that is currently soiling the Oval Office.

Yours in ranting,

Michael